A conversation between husband and wife on a recent Romantic Day At The Beach:
Me: "Oh look, honey. They had to close this part because the plants needed rehab."
Him: "Yes, I see that...."
Me: "No, I mean, like they had to GO TO REHAB. You know, for addiction."
Him, patiently: "Ohh, okkk.... but what were they addicted to?"
Him: slaps forehead
Me: "oh come on, that's FUNNY."
Him, not sarcastically at all: "You're right. SO clever. How wonderful that I married a girl of such wit."
Bless his little heart.