this is what he has to put up with.

A conversation between husband and wife on a recent Romantic Day At The Beach:

Me: "Oh look, honey. They had to close this part because the plants needed rehab."

Him: "Yes, I see that...."

Me: "No, I mean, like they had to GO TO REHAB. You know, for addiction."

Him, patiently: "Ohh, okkk.... but what were they addicted to?"

Me: "Weed."

Him: slaps forehead

Me: "oh come on, that's FUNNY."

Him, not sarcastically at all: "You're right. SO clever. How wonderful that I married a girl of such wit."

Bless his little heart.